It has brilliant location

Young people today are so interesting!

Take MySpace user Silly silly Amy, for example: she’s 19, lives in Perth, likes “eating pineapple, chasing ducks and wasting time”, and had some recent strife on Rottnest.

“We started off just fine,” SsAmy says.

“It was boozy, cruisey and conviction-free.”

But then law enforcement – a policeman and two rangers – were suddenly in their “love den”, ordered against the wall and informed SsA and Co. were under arrest.

“It was fantastic,” sighs SsA.

There was a search in the love den (a tent? Villa? Caroline Thomson cabin?).

“When they'd gone through all our belongings, there were only four people left that remained under arrest.

“We watched as they were taken off in the paddy wagon.

“They later told us that they played rock/paper/scissors, took photos of each other and video taped themselves along the very short journey to the lock up.

“The police man (sic) didn't like that.”

It seems Ssa and the rest left the island on the next ferry.

“And Lewis will find out in a few short weeks if he's been banned for life from the island,” says SsA.

“The police man asked us all if we were happy with ourselves.

“My answer is yes. I am indeed.”

Young people!

In another Amy post, there’s another Rotto reference: in a post called ‘Short skirting my way to the top’, SsA says “random good looking man at work” might’ve offered her a job, and she dearly wishes she knew his name.

“This place might have a huge new contract with Rottnest. They find out in a few days. I've just been told that if they do win, they'll need 40+ more staff and that they'll 'definitely keep me in mind'.”

Goodness! Is it the Broadwater people? Rotto Bloggo might ask Amy.

It probably isn’t the ROTTO ISLAND DREAM BUSINESS that’s on WA Prestige Properties' site.

“IMAGIN RUNNING YOUR OWN RESORT ISLAND MONEY MAKING MACHINE..... THIS UNIQUE BUSINESS HAS BEEN CAREFULLY BUILT UP OVER THE PAST 6 YEARS BY THE SAME OWNER, IT ENJOYS A GREAT REPUTATION FOR FOOD AND COFFEE , IT HAS BRILLIANT LOCATION , SIMPLE SET UP , AND HEAPS OF POTENTIAL ..... WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR ????”

Better spelling?

It seems to be the Geordie Bay general store…Rotto Bloggo loves how the auto-generated map claims there are two train stations near Geordie Bay.

“THIS BUSINESS IS GEARED UP TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE HOARDS OF VISITORS, BOATIES , HOLIDAY MAKERS , AND RESIDENTS... TOO MUCH TO LIST HERE ..... PLEASE CONTACT THE AGENT FOR ALL THE DETAILS .......”

Hoards! Dear me…when you contact the agent, point him/her towards onelook.